AAMOF :: as a matter of fact

ABFL :: a big fat lady

ABT :: about

ADN :: any day now

AFAIC :: as far as I’m concerned

AFAICT :: as far as I can tell

AFAICS :: as far as I can see

AFAIK :: as far as I know

AFAYC :: as far as you’re concerned

AFK :: away from keyboard

AH :: asshole

AISI :: as I see it

AIUI :: as I understand it

AKA :: also known as

AML :: all my love

ANFSCD :: and now for something completely different

ASAP :: as soon as possible

ASL :: assistant section leader

ASL :: age, sex, location

ASLP :: age, sex, location, picture

A/S/L :: age/sex/location

ASOP :: assistant system operator

ATM :: at this moment

AWA :: as well as

AWHFY :: are we having fun yet?

AWGTHTGTTA :: are we going to have to go trough this again?

AWOL :: absent without leave

AWOL :: away without leave

AYOR :: at your own risk

AYPI? :: and your point is?

B4 :: before

B4N :: bye for now

BAC :: back at computer

BAG :: busting a gut

BAK :: back at the keyboard

BBIAB :: be back in a bit

BBL :: be back later

BBLBNTSBO... :: be back later but not to soon because of...

BBR :: burnt beyond repair

BBS :: be back soon

BBS :: bulletin board system

BC :: be cool

B/C :: because

BCnU :: be seeing you

BEG :: big evil grin

BF :: boyfriend

B/F :: boyfriend

BFN :: bye for now

BG :: big grin

BION :: believe it or not

BIOYIOB :: blow it out your I/O port

BITMT :: but in the meantime

BM :: bite me

BMB :: bite my bum

BMTIPG :: brilliant minds think in parallel gutters

BKA :: better known as

BL :: belly laughing

BOB :: back off bastard

BOL :: be on later

BOM :: bitch of mine

BOT :: back on topic

BRB :: be right back

BRBB :: be right back bitch

BRBS :: be right back soon

BRH :: be right here

BRS :: big red switch

BS :: big smile

BS :: bull shit

BSF :: but seriously folks

BST :: but seriously though

BTA :: but then again

BTAIM :: be that as it may

BTDT :: been there done that

BTOBD :: be there or be dead

BTOBS :: be there or be square

BTSOOM :: beats the shit out of me

BTW :: by the way

BUDWEISER :: because you deserve what every individual should ever receive

BWQ :: buzz word quotient

BWTHDIK :: but what the heck do I know

BYOB :: bring your own bottle

BYOH :: Bat You Onna Head

C&G :: chuckle and grin

CAD :: ctrl-alt-delete

CADET :: can’t add, doesn’t even try

CDIWY :: couldn’t do it without you

CFV :: call for votes

CFS :: care for secret?

CFY :: calling for you

CID :: crying in disgrace

CIM :: CompuServe information manager

CLM :: career limiting move

CM@TW :: catch me at the web

CMIIW :: correct me if I’m wrong

CNP :: continue in next post

CO :: conference

CRAFT :: can’t remember a fucking thing

CRS :: can’t remember shit

CSG :: chuckle snicker grin

CTS :: changing the subject

CU :: see you

CU2 :: see you too

CUL :: see you later

CUL8R :: see you later

CWOT :: complete waste of time

CWYL :: chat with you later

CYA :: see ya

CYA :: cover your ass

CYAL8R :: see ya later

CYO :: see you online

DBA :: doing business as

DCed :: disconnected

DFLA :: disenhanced four-letter acronym

DH :: darling husband

DIIK :: darn if i know

DGA :: digital guardian angel

DGARA :: don’t give a rats ass

DIKU :: do I know you?

DIRTFT :: do it right the first time

DITYID :: did I tell you I’m distressed

DIY :: do it yourself

DL :: download

DL :: dead link

DLTBBB :: don’t let the bad bugs bite

DMMGH :: don’t make me get hostile

DQMOT :: don’t quote me on this

DND :: do not disturb

DTC :: damn this computer

DTRT :: do the right thing

DUCT :: did you see that?

DWAI :: don’t worry about it

DWIM :: do what I mean

DWIMC :: do what I mean, correctly

DWISNWID :: do what I say, not what I do

DYJHIW :: don’t you just hate it when...

DYK :: do you know

EAK :: eating at keyboard

EIE :: enough is enough

EG :: evil grin

EMFBI :: excuse me for butting in

EMFJI :: excuse me for jumping in

EMSG :: email message

EOD :: end of discussion

EOF :: end of file

EOL :: end of lecture

EOM :: end of message

EOS :: end of story

EOT :: end of thread

ETLA :: extended three letter acronym

EYC :: excitable, yet calm

F :: female

F/F :: face to face

F2F :: face to face

FAQ :: frequently asked questions

FAWC :: for anyone who cares

FBOW :: for better or worse

FBTW :: fine, be that way

FCFS :: first come, first served

FCOL :: for crying out loud

FIFO :: first in, first out

FISH :: first in, still here

FLA :: four-letter acronym

FOAD :: fuck off and die

FOAF :: friend of a friend

FOB :: fuck off bitch

FOC :: free of charge

FOCL :: falling of chair laughing

FOFL :: falling on the floor laughing

FOS :: freedom of speech

FOTCL :: falling of the chair laughing

FTF :: face to face

FTTT :: from time to time

FU :: fucked up

FUBAR :: fucked up beyond all recognition

FUDFUCT :: fear, uncertainty and doubt

FUCT :: failed under continuas testing

FURTB :: full up ready to burst (about hard disk drives)

FW :: freeware

FWIW :: for what it’s worth

FYA :: for your amusement

FYE :: for your entertainment

FYEO :: for your eyes only

FYI :: for your information

G :: grin

G2B :: going to bed

G&BIT :: grin & bear it

G2G :: got to go

G2GGS2D :: got to go get something to drink

G2GTAC :: got to go take a crap

G2GTAP :: got to go take a pee

GA :: go ahead

GA :: good afternoon

GAFIA :: get away from it all

GAL :: get a life

GAS :: greetings and salutations

GBH :: great big hug

GBH&K :: great big huh and kisses

GBR :: garbled beyond recovery

GBY :: god bless you

GD&H :: grinning, ducking and hiding

GD&R :: grinning, ducking and running

GD&RAFAP :: grinning, ducking and running as fast as possible

GD&REF&F :: grinning, ducking and running even further and faster

GD&RF :: grinning, ducking and running fast

GD&RVF :: grinning, ducking and running very

GD&W :: grin, duck and wave

GDW :: grin, duck and wave

GE :: good evening

GF :: girlfriend

GFETE :: grinning from ear to ear

GFN :: gone for now

GFU :: good for you

GG :: good game

GGU2 :: good game you two

GIGO :: garbage in garbage out

GJ :: good job

GL :: good luck

GL&GH :: good luck and good hunting

GM :: good morning / good move / good match

GMAB :: give me a break

GMAO :: giggling my ass off

GMBO :: giggling my butt off

GMTA :: great minds think alike

GN :: good night

GOK :: god only knows

GOWI :: get on with it

GPF :: general protection fault

GR8 :: great

GR&D :: grinning, running and ducking

GtG :: got to go

GTSY :: glad to see you

H :: hug

H/O :: hold on

H&K :: hug and kiss

HAK :: hug and kiss

HAGD :: have a good day

HAGN :: have a good night

HAGS :: have a good summer

HAG1 :: have a good one

HAHA :: having a heart attack

HAND :: have a nice day

HB :: hug back

HB :: hurry back

HDYWTDT :: how do you work this dratted thing

HF :: have fun

HH :: holding hands

HHIS :: hanging head in shame

HHJK :: ha ha, just kidding

HHOJ :: ha ha, only joking

HHOK :: ha ha, only kidding

HHOS :: ha ha, only seriously

HIH :: hope it helps

HILIACACLO :: help I lapsed into a coma and can’t log off

HIWTH :: hate it when that happens

HLM :: he loves me

HMS :: home made smiley

HMS :: hanging my self

HMT :: here’s my try

HMWK :: homework

HOAS :: hold on a second

HSIK :: how should i know

HTH :: hope this helps

HTHBE :: hope this has been enlightening

HYLMS :: hate you like my sister

IAAA :: I am an accountant

IAAL :: I am a lawyer

IAC :: in any case

IC :: I see

IAE :: in any event

IAG :: it’s all good

IAG :: I am gay

IAIM :: in an Irish minute

IANAA :: I am not an accountant

IANAL :: I am not a lawyer

IBN :: I’m bucked naked

ICOCBW :: I could of course be wrong

IDC :: I don’t care

IDGI :: I don’t get it

IDGARA :: I don’t give a rat’s ass

IDGW :: in a good way

IDI :: I doubt it

IDK :: I don’t know

IDTT :: I’ll drink to that

IFVB :: I feel very bad

IGP :: I gotta pee

IGTP :: I get the point

IHTFP :: I hate this f**king place

IHTFP :: I have truly found paradise

IHU :: I hate you

IHY :: I hate you

II :: I’m impressed

IIT :: I’m impressed too

IIR :: if I recall

IIRC :: if I recall correctly

IJWTK :: I just want to know

IJWTS :: I just want to say

IK :: I know

IKWUM :: I know what you mean

ILBCNU :: I’ll be seeing you

ILU :: I love you

ILY :: I love you

ILYFAE :: I love you forever and ever

IMAO :: in my arrogant opinion

IMFAO :: in my f***ing arrogant opinion

IMBO :: in my bloody opinion

IMCO :: in my considered opinion

IME :: in my experience

IMHO :: in my humble opinion

IMNSHO :: in my, not so humble opinion

IMO :: in my opinion

IMOBO :: in my own biased opinion

IMPOV :: in my point of view

IMP :: I might be pregnant

INAL :: I’m not a lawyer

INPO :: in no particular order

IOIT :: I’m on Irish Time

IOW :: in other words

IRL :: in real life

IRMFI :: I reply merely for information

IRSTBO :: it really sucks the big one

IS :: I’m sorry

ISEN :: internet search environment number

ISTM :: it seems to me

ISTR :: I seem to recall

ISWYM :: I see what you mean

ITFA :: in the final analysis

ITRO :: in the reality of

ITRW :: in the real world

ITSFWI :: if the shoe fits, wear it

IVL :: in virtual live

IWALY :: I will always love you

IWBNI :: it would be nice if

IYKWIM :: if you know what I mean

IYSWIM :: if you see what I mean

JAM :: just a minute

JAS :: just a second

JASE :: just another system error

JAWS :: just another windows shell

JIC :: just in case

JJWY :: just joking with you

JK :: just kidding

J/K :: just kidding

JMHO :: just my humble opinion

JMO :: just my opinion

JP :: just playing

J/P :: just playing

JTLYK :: just to let you know

JW :: just wondering

K :: OK

K :: kiss

KHYF :: know how you feel

KB :: kiss back

KISS :: keep it simple sister

KIS(S) :: keep it simple (stupid)

KISS :: keeping it sweetly simple

KIT :: keep in touch

KMA :: kiss my ass

KMB :: kiss my butt

KMSMA :: kiss my shiny metal ass

KOTC :: kiss on the cheek

KOTL :: kiss on the lips

KUTGW :: keep up the good work

KWIM :: know what I mean?

KWL cool

L :: laugh

L8R :: later

L8R G8R :: later gator

LAB :: life’s a bitch

LAM :: leave a message

LBR :: little boys room

LD :: long distance

LIMH :: laughing in my head

LG :: lovely greetings

LIMH :: laughing in my head

LGR :: little girls room

LHM :: Lord help me

LHU :: Lord help us

LL&P :: live long & prosper

LNK :: love and kisses

LMA :: leave me alone

LMABO :: laughing my ass back on

LMAO :: laughing my ass off

MBO :: laughing my butt off

LMHO :: laughing my head off

LMFAO :: laughing my fat ass off

LMK :: let me know

LOL :: laughing out loud

LOL :: lots of love

LOL :: lots of luck

LOLA :: laughing out loud again

LOML :: light of my life (or love of my life)

LOMLILY :: light of my life, I love you

LOOL :: laughing out outrageously loud

LSHIPMP :: laughing so hard I pissed my pants

LSHMBB :: laughing so hard my belly is bouncing

LSHMBH :: laughing so hard my belly hurts

LTNS :: long time no see

LTR :: long term relationship

LTS :: laughing to self

LULAS :: love you like a sister

LUWAMH :: love you with all my heart

LY :: love ya

LYK :: let you know

LYL :: love ya lots

LYLAB :: love ya like a brother

LYLAS :: love ya like a sister

M :: male

MB :: maybe

MYOB :: mind your own business

M8 :: mate

N :: in

N2M :: not too much

N/C :: not cool

NE1 :: anyone

NETUA :: nobody ever tells us anything

NFI :: no fucking idea

NL :: not likely

NM :: never mind / nothing much

N/M :: never mind / nothing much

NMH :: not much here

NMJC :: nothing much, just chillin’

NOM :: no offense meant

NOTTOMH :: not of the top of my mind

NOYB :: none of your business

NOYFB :: none of your fucking business

NP :: no problem

NPS :: no problem sweet(ie)

NTA :: non-technical acronym

N/S :: no shit

NVM :: nevermind

OBTW :: oh, by the way

OIC :: oh, I see

OF :: on fire

OFIS :: on floor with stitches

OK :: abbreviation of oll korrect (all correct)

OL :: old lady (wife, girlfriend)

OM :: old man (husband, boyfriend)

OMG :: oh my god / gosh / goodness

OOC :: out of character

OT :: Off topic / other topic

OTOH :: on the other hand

OTTOMH :: off the top of my head

P@H :: parents at home

PAH :: parents at home

PAW :: parents are watching

PDS :: please don’t shoot

PEBCAK :: problem exists between chair and keyboard

PIZ :: parents in room

PLZ :: please

PM :: private message

PMJI :: pardon my jumping in (Another way for PMFJI)

PMFJI :: pardon me for jumping in

PMP :: peed my pants

POAHF :: put on a happy face

POOF :: I have left the chat

POTB :: pats on the back

POS :: parents over shoulder

PPL :: people

PS :: post script

PSA :: public show of affection

Q4U :: question for you

QSL :: reply

QSO :: conversation

QT :: cutie

RCed :: reconnected

RE :: hi again (same as re’s)

RME :: rolling my eyses

ROFL :: rolling on floor laughing

ROFLAPMP :: rolling on floor laughing and peed my pants

ROFLMAO :: rolling on floor laughing my ass off

ROFLOLAY :: rolling on floor laughing out loud at you

ROFLOLTSDMC :: rolling on floor laughing out loud tears streaming down my cheeks

ROFLOLWTIME :: rolling on floor laughing out loud with tears in my eyes

ROFLOLUTS :: rolling on floor laughing out loud unable to speak

ROTFL :: rolling on the floor laughing

RVD :: really very dumb

RUTTM :: are you talking to me

RTF :: read the FAQ

RTFM :: read the fucking manual

RTSM :: read the stupid manual

S2R :: send to receive

SAMAGAL :: stop annoying me and get a live

SCNR :: sorry, could not resist

SETE :: smiling ear to ear

SH :: so hot

SH :: same here

SHICPMP :: so happy I could piss my pants

SHID :: slaps head in disgust

SHMILY :: see how much I love you

SNAFU :: situation normal, all F***ed up

SO :: significant other

SOHF :: sense of humor failure

SOMY :: sick of me yet?

SPAM :: stupid persons’ advertisement

SRY :: sorry

SSDD :: same shit different day

STBY :: sucks to be you

STFU :: shut the f*ck up

STI :: stick(ing) to it

STW :: search the web

SWAK :: sealed with a kiss

SWALK :: sweet, with all love, kisses

SWL :: screaming with laughter

SIM :: shit, it’s Monday

SITWB :: sorry, in the wrong box

S/U :: shut up

SYS :: see you soon

SYSOP :: system operator

TA :: thanks again

TCO :: taken care of

TGIF :: thank god its Friday

THTH :: to hot to handle

THX :: thanks

TIA :: thanks in advance

TIIC :: the idiots in charge

TJM :: that’s just me

TLA :: three-letter acronym

TMA :: take my advice

TMI :: to much information

TMS :: to much showing

TNSTAAFL :: there’s no such thing as a free lunch

TNX :: thanks

TOH :: to other half

TOY :: thinking of you

TPTB :: the powers that be

TSDMC :: tears streaming down my cheeks

TT2T :: to tired to talk

TTFN :: ta ta for now

TTT :: thought that, too

TTUL :: talk to you later

TTYIAM :: talk to you in a minute

TTYL :: talk to you later

TTYLMF :: talk to you later my friend

TU :: thank you

TWMA :: till we meet again

TX :: thanx

TY :: thank you

TYVM :: thank you very much

U2 :: you too

UAPITA :: you’re a pain in the ass

UR :: your

UW :: you’re welcom

URAQT! :: you are a cutie!

VBG :: very big grin

VBS :: very big smile

W8 :: wait

W8AM :: wait a minute

WAY :: what about you

WAY :: who are you

WB :: welcome back

WBS :: write back soon

WDHLM :: why doesn’t he love me

WDYWTTA :: What Do You Want To Talk About

WE :: whatever

W/E :: whatever

WFM :: works for me

WNDITWB :: we never did it this way before

WP :: wrong person

WRT :: with respect to

WTF :: what/who the Fuck?

WTG :: way to go

WTGP :: want to go private?

WTH :: what/who the heck?

WTMI :: way to much information

WU :: what’s up?

WUD :: what’s up dog?

WUF :: where are you from?

WUWT :: whats up with that

WYMM :: will you marry me?

WYSIWYG :: what you see is what you get

XTLA :: extended three letter acronym

Y :: why?

Y2K :: you’re too kind

YATB :: you are the best

YBS :: you’ll be sorry

YG :: young gentleman

YHBBYBD :: you’d have better bet your bottom dollar

YKYWTKM :: you know you want to kiss me

YL :: young lady

YL :: you ’ll live

YM :: you mean

YM :: young man

YMMD :: you’ve made my day

YMMV :: your mileage may vary

YVM :: you’re very welcom

YW :: you’re welcome

YWIA :: you’re welcome in advance

YWTHM :: you want to hug me

YWTLM :: you want to love me

YWTKM :: you want to kiss me

YOYO :: you’re on your own

YY4U :: two wise for you

? :: huh?

?4U :: question for you

>U :: screw you!

/myB :: kick my boobs

2U2 :: to you too

2MFM :: to much for me

4AYN :: for all you know

4COL :: for crying out loud

4SALE :: for sale

4U :: for you

=w= :: whatever

*G* :: giggle or grin

*H* :: hug

*K* :: kiss

*S* :: smile

*T* :: tickle

*W* :: wink